A Very Clever Shirt
Mungos cleverissimus. Rare. Calculating. Questionably documented.
Charlie’s official Late Night Legends shirt pulls straight from the pages of a forgotten 1940s field journal—a vintage scientific study of nature’s sharpest little bastard: the mongoose.
Rendered like an old-school zoological plate, The Cleverest Beast features detailed anatomical illustrations, field notes, and the completely legitimate scientific classification Mungos cleverissimus—a species distinguished by intelligence, agility, and an almost suspicious ability to survive whatever gets thrown at it.
Printed specifically to hit hard with a good hairline, the aged ivory artwork gives it the look of something discovered in the basement archives of an institution that probably no longer exists.
A little science. A little bullshit. Very Charlie.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Late Night Legends
- Email: contact@support.merch.latenightlegends.boo
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
A Very Clever Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|
