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Deadly Cute - Secret Ashley Merch Drop

CHF 17.93

Dropped with absolutely no warning and possibly against the advice of counsel.

Ashley’s secret drop is for anyone whose sense of humor lives somewhere between cute, chaotic, and mildly concerning. Built around the gloriously questionable “Murder Is Cool” theme, this piece brings Ashley’s signature dark humor into wearable form—morbid, sarcastic, and just unhinged enough to make strangers wonder whether they should laugh or slowly back away.

Originally, this was the kind of merch you’d only unlock in 2026 by entering a secret cheat code like some cursed little paranormal Konami Code.

For October, we’ve disabled the password.

No code. No secret handshake. No weird sequence of ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A.

Made by your girlfriend, to be worn with dangerous intentions. 

Available openly for October only. After that, the secret drop goes back into hiding.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft feel and low shrinkage
  • Relaxed fita
  • Tubular construction, no side seams
  • Self-fabric neck and armhole binding
  • Sewn-in twill label
  • Fabric sourced from Comfort Colors, a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring quality materials and responsible production

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Deadly Cute - Secret Ashley Merch Drop Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B
XS
25.25
16 1/2
S
26.63
17 1/2
M
28
19 1/2
L
29.38
21.25
XL
30.75
23
2XL
31.63
25
3XL
32 1/2
27

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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